There is nothing more relaxing than sitting on a rooftop, drinking beers, listening to 90s music, and watching a meteor shower with best friends. Nothing.

9 months ago





Going through all of your ringtone choices has to rank up there on the “Most Annoying Things People Can Do On A Bus” list.

9 months ago




You know those moments.
fuckyeahtattoos:

serotonin chemical structure ; the happiness chemical in your brain.depression runs in my family, its my turn. so heres my constant reminder to stay positive and that im going to be okay.done at planet ink extreme. 

This is exactly what I want in exactly the same place. Well, sort of. I want it to be more simplified; I don’t want the resonance or double bonds showing, nor do I want the “stay positive”. I want to know that I have serotonin on me because it’s the neurotransmitter that makes you happy and relaxed, and I think that’s the best way to go through life. It’s a good way to try and go through life anyways.

fuckyeahtattoos:

serotonin chemical structure ; the happiness chemical in your brain.
depression runs in my family, its my turn. so heres my constant reminder to stay positive and that im going to be okay.

done at planet ink extreme. 

This is exactly what I want in exactly the same place. Well, sort of. I want it to be more simplified; I don’t want the resonance or double bonds showing, nor do I want the “stay positive”. I want to know that I have serotonin on me because it’s the neurotransmitter that makes you happy and relaxed, and I think that’s the best way to go through life. It’s a good way to try and go through life anyways.

Source: fuckyeahtattoos Reblogged from Fuck Yeah, Tattoos!
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That awkward moment when you’re waiting at the bus stop and there is already a couple there making out on the bench so you stand but when you look back at them in a mix of jealousy and disgust you see that they are no longer making out, they are now popping each other’s pimples. They are squeezing pus out of each other’s face. In public.And then they yell at you for staring.

That was my morning.

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You know those moments.

"Wait, you aren’t perfect. Wait, you sometimes date jerks and eat hamburgers and get too drunk and think bad thoughts about friends and feel fat and forget to call your grandma and cry over stupid stuff. And you know what? Thank god you do. Because if you were perfect, you’d be so boring and everyone would hate you for real. And we’d have no dreams or goals because in our minds, we’d already be there. Oh my god, we would be like Scientologists or people who read The New Yorker?!"


SOURCE:

Ryan O’Connell from Thought Catalog.

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/what-you-would-be-like-in-a-perfect-world/

9 months ago



That awkward moment when your coworker you’ve never had a conversation with turns to you and says “Well, looks like its time to be a shepherd and get the flock out of here!” How are you supposed to respond to that? Does anyone know?

(I laughed. Hysterically. (I think I made it worse.))

9 months ago